Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Super Buffet - Visit #2

Location:  40 Noble Blvd, Carlisle, PA 17013
Time:  1:59 PM
Date:  May 3, 2014


“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun TzuThe Art of War

There are few ways more a pretentious way to begin a review of a Chinese buffet than quoting Sun Tzu.  I promise to find those if I keep returning and reviewing Super Buffet.  My upcoming third (!) review offers conclusions, and this offers musing on planning visits.  I don't return to Super Buffet to discover culinary innovations.  I visit to eat the comfort food.  There are other buffets to sample, and it is time to

There is no moderation at a Chinese buffet.  That’s missing the point.  Getting a clean plate each time is a blank canvas for excess.  I build a day around eating at a buffet, foregoing breakfast and keeping a light dinner on deck for when lunch tops 2,000 calories.

Seeing what remains on fellow diner’s plates is a revelation.  I follow the “take what you want to eat” instead of the more common, fill the plate in case you might like it.  Diners leave half-full plates of food, locked in unspoken competition to waste the most. 



Plate #1

Base of white rice, solitary piece of fried tofu, chicken and broccoli, BBQ rib tips, General Tso's Chicken, and a chicken teriyaki stick.  The lack of tofu is a failing at Super Buffet, likely due to patrons taking only that from the vegetable delight dish. 

Plate #2

Egg roll, chicken teriyaki stick, sweet & sour chicken, and spicy chicken.  The egg roll is labeled pork and I chose to believe it.  I alternate between sweet & sour sauce on the chicken, or in a little cup.  It makes little difference in the end.
Plate #3

Iceberg lettuce with Caesar dressing.  A simple plate, making up in flavor for the lack of vegetables with nutritional value.  Super Buffet offers a robust salad bar, with two islands dedicated to vegetables, fruit, favored gelatin, and dressings.

Plate #4

Éclair, fried donuts, sugar nuts.  They also offer a selection of self-serve Hershey’s ice cream in a cooler.  

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